9 Ways to Cum Buckets (From a Guy Who Shoots 79 ml. Yes, 1/3 of a Cup)
From edging to oysters, here’s how I turned my orgasms into overflowing, wall-painting cumshots and how you can too.
Most guys cum a few teaspoons. Cute. Me? When I edge and hold back for a couple days, I’ll bust 79 ml. Yep, that’s a third of a cup. I’ve literally drenched my own chest, soaked my face with ropes, and once painted a mirror so far across the room I had to laugh while wiping it off. People don’t believe it until they see it shooting out of me.
And it’s not magic; it’s discipline. If you want to turn your weak little drizzle into ropes that arc through the air and slap down heavy and hot, here’s how I do it.
1. 💧 Hydrate Like You Mean It
Your cum is mostly water. If you’re running on iced coffee and Monster energy, your orgasms will look like a sad spit. I walk around with a bottle of water, pounding it all day. When I’m hydrated, my balls feel heavier, fuller, and when I finally nut—it pours out of me.
One night I was fucking a guy after a week of pounding water. I pulled out to nut on his chest. The first rope hit his chin, the second across his neck, and it didn’t stop. My cum dripped down his pecs, pooled in the ridges of his abs, and ran off the sides of his body onto the sheets. He just laid there, drenched, whispering, “How the fuck do you cum that much?”
💡 Tip: For every cup of coffee or cocktail, chase it with a glass of water. Your cock will thank you with a load that drips down your body instead of barely coating your hand.
2. 🦪 Zinc = Cum Fuel
Zinc literally builds sperm. More sperm = more load. I eat oysters whenever I can—there’s something slutty about slurping them down and knowing it’ll make me blow harder later. Pumpkin seeds and supplements work too. When my zinc is up, my cum feels denser, creamier, like heavy white ropes instead of thin droplets.
After a week of zinc-heavy eating, I hooked up with a guy in my bed. When I came inside him, I could feel how full my orgasm was thick, hot pulses that wouldn’t end. He moaned, “You’re still cumming,” as I kept thrusting, my cock pumping out rope after rope. By the time I pulled out, cum spilled down his crack, running over his hole and soaking into the sheets.
💡 Tip: Aim for 30–50 mg of zinc a day. Don’t expect miracles overnight, but stick with it. Within a few weeks, you’ll see ropes instead of trickles.
3. ⏳ Edge Like a Professional Slut
Cumming fast feels good, but it kills volume. When I edge—teasing myself for 30, 45, even 60 minutes—I can feel my balls aching, begging to unload. And when I finally let myself go? That’s when the geyser hits.
Once I edged while watching porn, pulling my hand away every time I got close. After an hour, I couldn’t hold back anymore. My cock throbbed, and when I came, it felt like a firehose. The first blast arced over my shoulder; the rest painted my chest in hot, sticky layers. I had to wipe cum out of my eyes.
💡 Tip: Next time you jerk, stop yourself three times right before climax. Let the orgasm fade, then build it again. The release will be twice as powerful and ten times messier.
4. 🍑 Kegels Aren’t Just for Bottoms
Kegels make your orgasms stronger and push every drop out. I started doing them daily—squeezing those pelvic muscles like I’m holding in a piss—and my orgasms changed completely. Before, I’d cum in weak spurts. Now, my cock throbs so hard that each contraction launches a thick rope of semen.
After a few weeks of kegels, I was bottoming for my teammate at his apartment. When he finally fucked me into nutting, my cock throbbed like it had a mind of its own. Each spurt slammed into him so hard I could feel the cum bouncing back on my abs. By the time he pulled out, I had blasted all over his abs and pubes, thick white cum was running down the insides of his thighs and covered his balls. He laughed, “Fuck, it won’t stop.”
💡 Tip: Do 3 sets of 10 kegels every day. Over time, you’ll notice your cum doesn’t just leak—it shoots with force, spraying wherever you aim.
5. 🥃 Cut Back on Booze (Sorry, Daddy)
Alcohol dries you out and crushes testosterone. Whenever I drink too much, my orgasms feel weak, watery, disappointing. But when I stay sober or drink lightly, my cumshot is like a pressure cannon—thick, sticky, and impossible to miss.
After a dry month, I remember jerking off one night. The orgasm built slow but strong, and when I shot, my load came in heavy, hot ropes; six, seven spurts, each hitting me higher than the last.
💡 Tip: Save drinking for weekends. Notice how your weekday loads are thicker, heavier, and way harder to clean up.
6.🥬 Eat to Feed Your Load
You are what you eat, and so is your cum. When I’m on a “cum diet”—eggs, nuts, bananas, spinach, lean protein—my orgasms are bigger and my cum is thicker. Junk food makes my load weak, almost watery. Nutritious food makes it creamy, sticky, and satisfying.
I’ll never forget the night I bottomed after two weeks on my “cum diet.” He had me pinned, thrusting deep, and suddenly I couldn’t hold it. My cock started twitching, and without a single stroke, I exploded. The first spurt hit his chest. Then another. And another. I lost count after a dozen heavy, hands-free shots. Hot ropes flew up his neck, splattered his abs, even streaked his face. By the time my orgasm finally ended, he was dripping in my cum, and I was soaked too. We looked at each other, laughing and breathless, and had no choice but to drag our bodies into the shower.
💡 Tip: Build meals around protein and greens. Think of every bite as feeding your balls. Cum is calories—give your body what it needs to make more.
7. 😴 Sleep = More Cum
No sleep? No cum. Testosterone peaks when you’re rested, and testosterone fuels semen. If I skip sleep, my orgasms are short, weak, and unsatisfying. When I get 8 hours? My balls are full, heavy, and my orgasms are marathon events.
After a weekend of sleeping in, I jerked on Sunday. The orgasm started with one heavy spurt across my stomach. Then another. Then another. It didn’t stop, I came so much I lost count, cum dripping off my sides onto the sheets.
💡 Tip: Get 7–9 hours a night. Your morning wood will be harder, and your orgasms will be messier.
8. 🏋️♂️ The Gym Keeps You Horny
Working out isn’t just for muscles—it spikes testosterone, keeps blood flowing, and makes your whole body hornier. When I’m hitting the gym 4–5 times a week, my balls feel swollen, loaded, and ready to unload.
One night after a brutal leg day, I ended up in the showers with a lean little twink who couldn’t stop staring at me. I pushed him against the tiles, slipped inside, and started pounding him. The steam, the sweat, the sound of his moans bouncing off the walls; it had me so fucking horny. By the time I came, my cock was throbbing so hard it felt like I was pumping gallons into him. The load just kept spilling out. With every thrust, thick cum overflowed from his hole, dripping down his thighs and pooling at his feet. He was a mess, and I was still leaking inside him.
💡 Tip: Even 20 minutes of movement daily boosts cum. Cardio pumps blood; weights spike hormones. Mix both for the best results.
9. ⏲️ Don’t Cum Every Day (Unless You Like Small Loads)
This is the big one. If you jerk every day, your body doesn’t have time to reload. When I skip jerking for 2–3 days, my balls ache with fullness. And when I finally let go, I blast 79 ml—yep, a third of a cup.
One time I waited three days. I edged for almost an hour, then finally exploded. The first rope hit my cheek. The next splattered across my chest, warm and sticky. More kept coming, dripping down my abs, pooling at my belly button, oozing onto the sheets. I lay there laughing, cum everywhere, because I couldn’t believe just how much had come out of me.
💡 Tip: Try abstaining for two days. By day three, your balls will be swollen, heavy, and your orgasm will feel like an eruption. Be ready with towels.
The Final Load
Big cumshots aren’t just luck; they’re training. Hydrate, eat right, sleep, lift, edge, and give your balls a break. Do all that, and you’ll go from dribbling to spraying ropes so thick and heavy they’ll leave you coated and dripping.
And if you’re like me? You’ll laugh at the puddle on your chest, wipe your chin, and think: Damn, I really did just cum a third of a cup.